In way of introduction, here are some random things about Jenness Walker, author and housecleaner extraordinaire. Or just eccentric. After you read the list you can take your pick.
1. I like to clean things with toothpicks. It gives me a sense of accomplishment to be able to clean out that impossible-to-reach bit of dust or crumbs out of the air conditioner or whatever.
2. I can hurt myself with just about anything. (Unintentionally, of course.) A hang-nail. A steamer. A music stand. A jacuzzi. An earbud...
3. I read. All. The. Time. While I walk the dog. While I fold the laundry. While I eat. While I shower. While I brush my teeth. I cannot, however, read while vaccuuming. Just haven't been able to figure out a good system for that particular activity.
4. I had a mention, if not an honorable one, in a bad poetry writing contest. Not as in morally bad or anything. Just as in, really terrible poetry.
5. I used to have a crush on Conway from Five Mile Creek.
6. Whenever I vacuum or mop, I usually end up sticking my tongue between my back teeth. The right side.
7. I avoid crowds if I can, but on Black Friday, I LOVE going to one of the biggest malls in America. Is there something wrong with that picture?
8. My great-great-grandfather was very vain about his feet. Whatever that means.
9. I prefer Miracle Whip over mayonaisse. Must be my sweet tooth--I can eat spoonfuls of sugar, although I try to refrain.
10. I bought my car off Ebay. If you saw it, you probably wouldn't be surprised. I'll have to post a picture of it sometime.
So there...my first blogspot blog. An odd introduction to me. Happy Weekend, everyone.
