I'm Famous!

...And not for the reasons you might think. Remember the power line fiasco in December? If not, read about it here.

Anyway, here was a write-up in my employer's community newsletter:

Officer...Stewart was commended at the annual law enforcement awards ceremony and has been named Officer of the Year by [the community]. When a live wire fell across a resident's driveway and mailbox, he prevented the neighbor [well, that's supposed to be me--the neighbor's house cleaner. Close.] from exiting her car, which the wire was touching, and stopped the mail carrier from touching the mailbox, thereby saving their lives.

Thank you, Officer Stewart! You will end up in a novel soon.